juxtaposeur (juxtaposeur) wrote in jiveassbastards,

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
You will conquer:Europe (except your forces are inexplicably defeated in France).
Your title will be:Saint
You will succeed by:Stealing the world's supply of Jell-O powder and making the oceans all wobbly and green.
Your Enforcers will be:Ninjas (they flip out and kill people).
Your first act as ruler:Destroy every company you ever worked for.
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The World Is MINE! by Demonac
You will conquer:Europe (except for Russia... I mean, only a MORON would invade them in Winter).
Your title will be:Pope
You will succeed by:Cloning an army of yourself ("Me, Me, Me...").
Your Enforcers will be:Jem Hadar (from Star Trek, Deep Space Nine).
Your first act as ruler:Hire a six-year-old to advise you. Any plan that a six-year-old can see the flaws in should be avoided at all costs.
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

as pope and saint, i think we'd make a good team. and we can conquer all of europe together. how much you wanna bet that that 6 year-old is brazilian?

camilo, adrian, their dad gustavo, and camilo's girlfriend jenny are here now.
oh, and it's miguel AND his cousin that will be coming tomorrow.
adrian's hair makes him look like he's from the 70's, but he doesn't have the porn star mustache, thankfully.

have fun at the concert!
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